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Name: Jordan
Country: Netherlands
Metro: Amsterdam
Birthday: 5/26/1991
Gender: Male


Interests: Movies, friends, music and stuff
Expertise: Eating, sleeping, walking, making people think that I'm a natural brunette, screwing up and making hemp bracelets.
Occupation: Student
Industry: Entertainment


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Member Since: 1/12/2005

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Friday, December 15, 2006

i'm really pissed cuz there's no level 21 cuz i'm ocd like that


( ) smoked a cigarette
( ) smoked a cigar
( ) smoked weed
( ) kissed a member of the same sex
(x) drank alcohol
SO FAR:1

Level 2
(x) said "i love you" to someone
(x) had a pet die
( ) shoplifted
( ) been fired
(x) been in a fist fight
(x) fell down a mountain
SO FAR: 5

Level 3
( ) snuck out of a parent's house
(x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
( ) been arrested
( ) made out with a stranger (well, define stranger)
( ) gone out on a blind date
(x) lied
SO FAR: 7

Level 4
( ) had a crush on an older person
( ) skipped school
( ) slept with a co-worker
( ) seen someone/something die
SO FAR: 7

Level 5
(x) had/have a crush on one of your Facebook friends
( ) been to Paris
( ) been to Spain
(x) been on a plane
( ) thrown up from drinking
SO FAR: 9

Level 6
(x) eaten Sushi
(x) been snowboarding/skiing
( ) met someone BECAUSE of facebook
( ) been mosh pitting (HELLLLLZ YES)
SO FAR: 11

Level 7
( ) been in an abusive relationship
( ) taken pain killers
(x) love/like someone who you cant have
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel
SO FAR: 14

Level 8
( ) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up
SO FAR: 16

Level 9
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) gone sledding
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) fallen asleep at work/school
SO FAR: 20

Level 10
( ) used a fake/someone else's ID
(x) watched the sunset
( ) felt an earthquake
( ) killed a snake (RANDOM)
SO FAR: 21

Level 11
(x) been tickled
( ) been robbed/vandalized
( ) robbed someone/vandalized
(x) been misunderstood
(x) pet a deer
SO FAR: 24

Level 12
(x) won a contest
( ) been suspended from school
( ) had detention
( ) been in a car/motorcycle accident
SO FAR: 25

Level 13
(x) had/have braces
( ) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) had deja vu
( ) danced in the moonlight
SO FAR: 27

Level 14
(x) hated the way you look
(x) witnessed a crime
( ) pole danced
(x) questioned your heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it notes
SO FAR: 30

Level 15
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
(x) been to the opposite side of the world
(x) swam in the ocean/gulf/lake
(x) felt like you were dying
SO FAR: 35

Level 16
(x) cried yourself to sleep
(x) played cops and robbers
(x) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
(x) sang karaoke.
(x) paid with only coins
SO FAR: 40

Level 17
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) made prank phone calls
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
( ) kissed in the rain
SO FAR: 43

Level 18
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus
( ) been kissed under a mistletoe
(x) watched the sun set with someone you care about
(x) blown bubbles
(x) made a bonfire on the beach
SO FAR: 47

Level 19
( ) crashed a party
(x) have traveled more than 5 hours with a car/bus full of people
(x) gone rollerskating/blading
(x) had a wish come true
SO FAR: 50

Level 20
( ) worn pearls
(x) jumped off a bridge
(x) Screamed 'PENIS' in class
( ) gone swimming with dolphins
SO FAR: 52

Level 22
( ) got your tongue stuck to a pole/freezer
(x) kissed a fish
(x) worn the opposite sex's clothes (flip flops of a friend)
(x) Sat on a roof top
SO FAR: 55

Level 23
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
(x) done/attempted a one-handed cartwheel
(x) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
( ) stayed up all night
SO FAR: 58

Level 24
(x) picked and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
(x) had/been in a tree house
(x) are scared to watch scary movies alone
SO FAR: 62

Level 25
(x) believe in ghosts (open minded)
( ) have/had more than 30 pairs of shoes
( ) gone streaking
(x) been in jail/visit
SO FAR: 64

Level 26
(x) played chicken
(x) been pushed/jumped into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) been told you're hot by a complete stranger
( ) broken a bone
(x) been easily amused (dumb question)
SO FAR: 68

Level 27
(x) caught a fish then LATER ate it
(x) made or been in a video
(x) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
(x) cried so hard you laughed
SO FAR: 73

Level 28
(x) mooned/flashed someone
(x) had someone moon/flash you
(x) cheated on a test
(x) forgotten someone's name
(x) slept naked
( ) French braided someone’s hair
(x) gone skinny dipping in a pool
( ) been kicked out of your house
SO FAR: 79

Level 29
(x) Rode a rollercoaster
(x) went scuba-diving/snorkeling
(x) had a cavity
( ) Black-mailed someone
( ) been black mailed
SO FAR: 82

Level 30
(x) fell going up the stairs
(x) licked a cat/dog (I was 3)
(x) played hide and seek within the last 3 years
(x) bitten someone
(x) licked someone
Total: 87


Thursday, November 16, 2006

TRY NOT TO LAUGH ( i didnt believe it, but it works!)

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repost this with the title "pregnancy test" to throw people off and your wish will come true. If you don't, it will become the opposite

Did you know? before you go to sleep at night there is one person thinking of you. They want you they want to kiss you, They want to be with you they are always thinking about you before they go to sleep at night they are longing to be with you. This is all true not a fake if you repost this to in 5 mins the person that is longing to be with you will approach you in a month and ask you out or grab you and kiss the face off you. But if you break this chain no one will like you or ask you again for 5 years!!!

Post this in the next 200 seconds and you
WILL have
THE best day of your life THIS FRIDAY.
You're number one *love* Will either kiss you, ask you out, or grab you and kiss your face off or kill you !!!! so be ready honey


Monday, March 13, 2006

I have decided to update, things are goin pretty good.

I have some pretty big news

but i'm not gonna put it on xanga so see me if you want to know!

oooh a draw

now you have to comment

Now it is time for question of the day...

If you could be a vegetable which one and why?


Friday, January 06, 2006

I'm typing this whilst in a coffee shop in the middle of nowhere near tall oaks...it's pretty sweet

 

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i really don't know what's going on

signing out,

Dutch Guy


Saturday, December 31, 2005

That was a funny comment...in my previous entry.

First of all I don't know why he/she thought that Jesus had a mullet.

Second of all if you really want to glorify Jesus don't hate people.  (love your enemy is a good place to start)

Third of all I respect that person in that they are entitled to their own opinion however I don't respect for the manner in which they are broadcasting their agenda.

comment back
i want to here the peoples opinions.



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